Marmite, Rose' and boys that dont play nicely...

So, yesterday I found out that there in fact are guys who think its fun to work their way through an entire friendship group...and think that we all to stupid to talk to eachother! Said individual also isnt very imaginative, and really needs to learn some new lines...is this ok anyone?! Also. little tip, if your going to mess about...well at least make sure you dont get peoples names muddled up, its a bit of a giveaway.
Hey ho, what goes around will come around, and at least it was pretty fun working out how to completely screw him over, and the Rose' definatly helped things along nicely, hic, ahem, i mean haha.

Moral being, that all boys clearly think with the thing in their pants, as opposed to the thing in their heads (if its there at all). Knobhead.

Oh well, last night was jokes anyway, clearly much wine was drunk, and an awful lot of moopy music was played. Bizarly i was suddenly striken with the small of beef, was so overwhelmong, couldnt work out where the hell it waas coming from, smelt EVERYTHING, and i mean everything, my friend as afraid i was going to make her have a fully clothed shower at one point, until we both noticed the open jar of marmite on the windowsill...had forgotten she has a bit of a thing for dipping carrots in marmite (dont even go there!), and had in fact been smelling essence of marmite for hours...ok you prob had to me there, but was knicker wetting funny, was like a demented sniffer dog trying to figure out where this smell was coming from!

lessons learnt
.Boys suck
.lid should always be put back on marmite
.I def have a limit to how much Rose' should be consumed
.clearly, becoming a nun is becoming a viable option.
.NEVER trust anyone who says 'I hate putting you in this position'. yes your right, it does in fact mean that he is a giant arse, and clearly enjoying the situation very much.